Not
for you.
16 objects. Most unavailable. The rest: probably not for you either.
The Elderflower Void
Sparkling elderflower. Cold. In a can that says nothing. Tastes like exclusion.
"Refreshingly inaccessible."
The Rejection Certificate
Official confirmation that you tried. Handprinted. Numbered.
"You tried."
One Sock (Premium)
One sock. High quality. The other one was never included.
"Completion is optional."
Guilt
Dark chocolate. Matte black. No logo. No list.
"You know what you did."
The Mismatch Set
Two socks. Deliberately different. Premium quality.
"It was never meant to match."
The Silence
Empty. That is the content.
"Nothing. Delivered."
Half Cap (Structural)
Half a cap. High quality. The other half was never made.
"This is enough."
The Invisible Product
You receive a purchase confirmation. No physical product. You bought the idea.
"You bought the idea."
The Void Piece
Black. Exists. Not for you.
"It exists."
The Guilt Trip Tee
A white t-shirt. Premium quality. This money could have saved lives.
"This money could have saved lives. You chose a t-shirt."
One Leg Pants
One trouser leg. High quality. Balance is not guaranteed.
"Balance is not guaranteed."
Sleeve Only
One hoodie sleeve. Premium construction. The rest was not included.
"You're missing something."
Schrödinger Package
A sealed box. Inside: either an exclusive item or an empty note. 50/50. Clearly communicated. Most don't open it.
"You won't know until you open it."
The Half Hoodie
A hoodie. Right half only. High quality. The rest was never included.
"The rest was never included."
Dynamic Hater Price
Your price is rising right now.
"Every negative comment raises the price by €10."
The Ransom Object
Exists. We say nothing more. Acquire it or watch it burn.
"Acquire it or watch it burn."