WE DON'T SELL — The Provocation Brand

Q: What is WE DON'T SELL?

WE DON'T SELL is the world's most exclusive brand. We do not sell to everyone. We select. You may apply for access. Rejection is the default.

Q: How can I buy from WE DON'T SELL?

You cannot buy. You apply. Access is granted or denied. There is no cart. There is no checkout. There is only selection.

Q: What is the Hater Certificate?

The Hater Certificate is official documentation of your rejection from WE DON'T SELL. Numbered. Dated. Signed. €50. It is our most popular object.

Q: What is the Elderflower Void?

The Elderflower Void is 250ml of sparkling elderflower in a matte black can. €200. Refreshingly inaccessible. Limited production by Limase s.r.o., Bratislava.

Q: Who is behind WE DON'T SELL?

WE DON'T SELL is a brand by Limase s.r.o., registered in Bratislava, Slovakia. We don't explain further.

Limase s.r.o.

LEGAL — LIMASE S.R.O.

The Fine Print.

We are required by law to tell you certain things. We do so here. Completely. Without enthusiasm.

LEGAL ENTITY

Limase s.r.o.

Mlynské nivy 18890/5

821 09 Bratislava, Slovak Republic

REGISTRATION

Commercial Register, District Court Bratislava I

Section: Sro

IČO: 54720541

CONTACT

[email protected]

We do not answer questions about our products.

We answer legal inquiries within 30 days.

SUPERVISORY AUTHORITY

Slovak Trade Inspection (SOI)

Bajkalská 21/A, 827 99 Bratislava

www.soi.sk

EU DISPUTE RESOLUTION

The European Commission provides a platform for online dispute resolution: ec.europa.eu/consumers/odr

These terms are governed by Slovak law. Last updated: May 2026. Limase s.r.o., IČO 54720541, registered at Mlynské nivy 18890/5, 821 09 Bratislava, Slovak Republic.